Things that Peeve Me

1. When somebody sends me a text message and I call them immediately after reading (to avoid a lengthy text message conversation) and they DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. What happened to you in the last 30 seconds that you can't take a phone call? Did you fall asleep? Knock yourself unconcious? Stub your toe? I don't get it.
2. When people ditch out on plans and give the lamest, most transparent excuse in the world as to why they can't make it. I know you're lying, you know you're lying... why can't you just be honest? I may be annoyed, but at least I'm not going to bitch about you to people.
3. When people ask me why I don't just use lotion on my dry skin. Because, really? REALLY!?
4. The sound of plastic or styrofoam rubbing on something else. Ask Ben. If we've got stuff in the car and it's making noise, I make him fix it because it will annoy me to death and make me cranky.
5. Hotel rooms that only give you 2 towels when the room is big enough for 4 people. I'm just saying, you ask for the number of people staying in the room on the reservation... so you should put at least that many towels in the bathroom.
6. Taylor Swift.
7. Red and green together when it's not Christmas. I just can't do it. I get that some things are meant to be that way - lady bugs on grass, watermelon... but I can't. Red pen on green paper, red paper with green border, etc. Nope. Only in December.